Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
Admit it, their lyrics maybe tight but their looks and swag are possibly their biggest appeal to some of us women. Men with a killer flow are hot and when they have the charisma and sex appeal to back it up, we are in heaven. Women have scaled fences, dodged security guards and begged to be snuck back stage just to savour the presence of their favourite sexy artistes and some will, if given the opportunity do much more.
In the 80s you would be called a ‘buups’ ; by the 90s you were ungraded to a ‘brinks’ and the millennium definition for your relationship is simply an ‘ATM’. We would all like to think that our significant others love us unconditionally and will be with us through thick and thin and stick with us like peanut butter and jelly. We pray for the best but sometimes realise the worst when we stop being gullible and admit that our relationship maybe one sided. If you are in doubt as to whether you are paying for your partner’s affection, pay close attention to the following tips to determine if your mate is trying to ‘bruk outta brukness’ with you as their clueless cash cow.
Ladies do not for a second believe that when it comes to intercourse you are all on top of your game. When it comes to suffering from verbal diahhrea some of you should get a trophy as you have not a clue that it is the wrong time and place to be giving an acceptance speech, so like the energizer bunny, you just keep going and going. Luckily for us, most men will tune us out and continue on but that does not mean that you get brownie points for having a talk fest in the middle of sex.
Imagine dating a guy and after breaking up you hear all your intimate business from a friend of a friend! You thought you were cool and all but you now realise that he was immature and juvenile and that he was too much into his friends to keep what you did in the bedroom (and living room) to himself like a grown man. Talk about a violation of trust and just being an all round jerk.