It may be 2020 but some people still cannot reconcile themselves to the notion that marriage does not mean that one gives up their right to be independence. Being married or in a relationship does not mean that you have to lose yourself or your sense of identity. But try to explain this to some women.
She may be the wing woman, the one who holds the purses when everyone else goes to the bathroom or even the designated driver when others are too intoxicated to hold their liquor. She is the friend that holds back your hair when you are throwing up or carries extra tampons in case of emergency. She is always reliable, gives sound advice and there to borrow money from until payday.
They say life begins at forty which is rather confusing because it therefore means all the years on earth leading up to forty we were probably still foetuses. Or were we in all hibernating throughout the previous decades. Trying to deciphering some clichés will have your head spinning!
She keeps you fed, clothed and smelling good. She also pays your credit card bills and for your town house. You keep her smiling, satisfied and feeling like she found the proverbial foundation of youth. It is a match made not in heaven but on Tinder because she is not your mother but your mamma…as in sugar mamma.