Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
They say life begins at forty which is rather confusing because it therefore means all the years on earth leading up to forty we were probably still foetuses. Or were we in all hibernating throughout the previous decades. Trying to deciphering some clichés will have your head spinning!
She keeps you fed, clothed and smelling good. She also pays your credit card bills and for your town house. You keep her smiling, satisfied and feeling like she found the proverbial foundation of youth. It is a match made not in heaven but on Tinder because she is not your mother but your mamma…as in sugar mamma.