Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
The term ‘don’t get your panties in a bunch’ should probably be changed to ‘do not go with panties at all’ as with the record breaking heat being felt all over, more and more women are going fully ventilated. It may be a panty less summer for many as woman all over complain about the oppressive heat and its consequences of sweating all over (and under) and the need to feel fresh regardless of the occasion or time of day.
What would hapen if you met a great man who opens your car door, lends you his phone to make calls, introduces you to his family and friends and pays you compliments unsolicited. You are over the moon happy and can see the relationship progressing to the next level but there is just one tiny problem. Him nuh cute! In fact that may be putting it mildly as he has a face best seen through snapchat filters.
It is often said that men are predators who like the challenge of the hunt. Yet for all their eagerness to couple up with an attractive mate of their choosing, there are some females with qualities, quirks or traits which are red flags in any relationship who usually have men running in the opposite direction.
… they are said to have big pockets! They are also said to have something else that is oversized and that usually get women scrutinising the male mid-section with blatant curiosity. As long as they have been storytelling, there has been the tale that men with big feet have large penises, hence those who sport shoe size eleven or larger can be seen strutting around like peacocks.