The trauma of childbirth!

23 years ago this time (March 5th) I was a teenager in labour scared outta my mind! When the pain started I didn’t know what to do so I started cleaning the bathroom and the house! Hours after that when the contractions started getting worse I told my grandmother and went to lie down and she came into the room and said ‘she not in any pain, woman in labour nuh calm so’. A pity she nuh know. She had filled my head with all these horror stories about first babies taking forever to be born and how her first took over 2 days! I was scared $*@tless but doing my best to hide it. Continue reading…


Why me caa win lotto

So every new year I make a bunch of resolutions…lose weight…buy a nice car…win de lotto! I have been wanting to win the lotto from it start sell in Jamaica with no luck (probably because I buy so infrequently). If it’s a numbers game I am definitely behind the 8th ball then but from what I see my friends who buy tickets religiously each week haven’t been having much luck either! Continue reading…