Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
Dobby Dobson got a lot of flack for his hit song ‘Loving Pauper’ back in the day but honesty counts for a lot in a relationship. A man who has nothing and tells his girl that he has nothing and expects her to stay with him, is not only an honest man but very brave in an epoch when women are known for being materialistic and cynical. A broke man who is either unemployed or under employed has to get creative when finding ways to make his significant other feel special.
Remember when you were a child and you used to love to play dress up? Yup, you would do anything to get a Superman costume or Wonder Woman’s bracelet and belt and even when you got older you wanted to be one of the popular wrestlers and you would go around strutting your stuff and posing like your favourite characters. Well you can still keep it fun but take it up a notch, lose the ‘pg’ play for something a little more risqué as you take the games into the bedroom.
It has been two weeks since your high school friend flew in to vacation back home. She has been staying with you and though you love your friend, her stay has been far from blissful and your spouse has been mumbling louder every day that they are about to pull up the welcome mat as your friend has clearly overstayed her welcome.
There is nothing worse than when your bank balance and your shopping list are incompatible. Indeed liking the finer things in life but not having the means to afford them legally can be a downer, especially if you love to indulge in retail therapy.