Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
I remember years ago in the late 80s, watching a movie with Keenen Ivory Wayans called ‘Im Gonna Git You Sucka’ where a woman he was salivating over revealed herself to be fake and when I say fake I really mean fake. The butt, eyes, hair, even her legs were not real. At the time it was so preposterous it was hella funny. Now fast forward to 2014 and that is an everyday occurrence. Continue reading…
From time to time we come across a woman that seems to have it. She’s fashionably flawless with make-up done right; her posture and presence is on point and she just have it going on plus she commands everyone’s attention when she steps into a room. Charming and educated, she is the picture of what every man maybe searching but for some reason when you check it out low and below she is ‘manless’ and it’s been a while seen she has dated or been involved in a relationship. Indeed there could possibly be some cobwebs growing in the vicinity of the ‘coochie’ (just saying). Continue reading…
Being married doesn’t mean that I have forgotten what being single is like because trust me I have not. Being single connotes different things to different women but for me the experiences were mainly positive all around. Answering to no one, having a girls’ weekend anytime you want, hogging the cover, not shaving your legs (and other hairy parts) if you don’t feel like it, walking around your home in your old ‘holey’ underwear, belching out loud after you’ve eaten etc. Yep being single can be very liberating! Continue reading…
So it is two months into 2014 and many have discarded their New Year’s resolutions already but not me. I have a bucket list of crap to do over the next 10 months and I’m gonna get at least 4 accomplished or die trying like 50 cent said. Continue reading…