It is as old as society itself. In fact the good book chronicled how David and Bathsheba created their own version of ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ behind Uriah’s back. In Shakespearean times, it was called “pouring treasure into foreign laps” or being ‘cuckolded’; fast forward to present times, the English refer to it as “doing the dirty on”. In the United States, they call it ‘creeping’; Trinidadians call it “horning” while back a yard, it is just good old fashioned ‘bun’…and if you bright or bare faced, you serve it with cheese!
Now despite people telling my blog resonate feminism, I love men. I love them like how Kartel love cake soap, like how inner-city women love false eyelashes and more than how Bolt loves to party!
Cheating. A word that makes many uncomfortable because they have either been cheated on or been the one creeping around. Songs and plays have been written and performed about it for hundreds of years and R&B artist R. Kelly made it all famous with his ‘trapped in the closet’ series which was very creative and funny, but for most people cheating is no laughing matter.
Yes we back on the topic of cheating men as it never gets old or goes away. ‘Bun’ is the universal food fed to naïve spouses worldwide but men have the market lock on giving bun, usually dry and with no cheese.
Having gathered my data from my girlfriends and associates, the following are some of the ways you can tell if your mate has given you a ‘matey’! Continue reading…