Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
You have all been friends since high school and you thought they were your ‘ride or die’ pals but lately you been browsing on Instagram and they seem to be partying as usual but you obviously did not get the memo as to when and where. What could possibly be wrong since you did not have any fights or falling outs recently but you definitely feel slighted by their recent exclusion of you.
It has been two weeks since your high school friend flew in to vacation back home. She has been staying with you and though you love your friend, her stay has been far from blissful and your spouse has been mumbling louder every day that they are about to pull up the welcome mat as your friend has clearly overstayed her welcome.
She may be the wing woman, the one who holds the purses when everyone else goes to the bathroom or even the designated driver when others are too intoxicated to hold their liquor. She is the friend that holds back your hair when you are throwing up or carries extra tampons in case of emergency. She is always reliable, gives sound advice and there to borrow money from until payday.
She has liked most of your pictures, laughed at the corniest of jokes and always commented with an encouraging word at the memes you post on social media. Recently you got an anniversary reminder that it is ten years since you and Eva has been friends and you even got an accompanying cute video detailing all the likes and memories you guys have shared but ironically you two have never met in real life.