Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
The first time he said he was helping her paint out a room in her home, then he said she needed her pipes fixed. Now it seems he is constantly over her home because her flat screen TV is way bigger than the one in your house. What could really have caused your man to be constantly over the neighbour’s house?
Dobby Dobson got a lot of flack for his hit song ‘Loving Pauper’ back in the day but honesty counts for a lot in a relationship. A man who has nothing and tells his girl that he has nothing and expects her to stay with him, is not only an honest man but very brave in an epoch when women are known for being materialistic and cynical. A broke man who is either unemployed or under employed has to get creative when finding ways to make his significant other feel special.
What did you say? That it is an abomination and will never happen? So what about if that ex is someone you are in the process of divorcing and for the time being still have to share the home until other legal arrangements are made and finalised? What then? Could you do it without the police or ambulance getting involved?
Settling into married life is not without its fair share of surprises, some may even catch you completely off guard as the movies you watched never showed just how much of a slob Prince Charming really is or that the perfect girl next door cannot boil water to save her life.