Welcome to my world. An altered state of reality in which I sometimes feel as if I am the only one experiencing issues and situations that are ridiculous, funny, frustrating and thought provoking.
The saying ‘anything done in darkness must come to light’ can be interpreted in several different ways and when it comes to the ‘hokey pokey’, darkness can be both a huge turn for some as well as serious mood killer for others. So what is it about the dark that can bring out the freaks and in the same setting, make other draws for their flash light and magnifying glass?
Ladies do not for a second believe that when it comes to intercourse you are all on top of your game. When it comes to suffering from verbal diahhrea some of you should get a trophy as you have not a clue that it is the wrong time and place to be giving an acceptance speech, so like the energizer bunny, you just keep going and going. Luckily for us, most men will tune us out and continue on but that does not mean that you get brownie points for having a talk fest in the middle of sex.
Imagine dating a guy and after breaking up you hear all your intimate business from a friend of a friend! You thought you were cool and all but you now realise that he was immature and juvenile and that he was too much into his friends to keep what you did in the bedroom (and living room) to himself like a grown man. Talk about a violation of trust and just being an all round jerk.
When you heard the preposterous situation your bestie got you into, your immediately said ‘hell no!’ and it took almost a week for her to convince you to go. At first you were dead against it but when you realised that you have not been on date in almost two years and that the cobwebs on your ‘coochie’ has been gathering for close to three, you sighed and acquiesce. What is the worst that can happen right?